A lot of life around here is about the tools. Scott has many. I've even bought some of them for him, thus further feeding his madness.
Some of his favorites are power tools, of course, but others include just regular old tools.
Like the spokeshave and the contour tool. What are these things? Sadly, I do know what they are because I got an unbelievably animated explanation immediately after their purchase. Lines from his special monologue that day included:
Said with oodles of dramatic emphasis as he showed off the amazingness of a contour tool (it basically does one thing, but does it well): "Ever wonder what the molding on the door looks like? THERE IT IS !!!"
Or how about this line said with such great sincerity it might melt another woman's heart: "These items purchased today are going to be so important, and they are going to help us and make our lives better for years and years...."
Oh, I'm certain they will, honey. I've never seen them since, but they're proudly lying in his "shop" in the basement for sure.
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